How to Fail Spectacularly in Love and Lust

Okay, I was not going to post this anywhere except at the Anti-Gwen Alliance, out of consideration for those who read my fics who find Gwen less disagreeable than I do. However, LJ is being a bastard, and won't recognise cuts, and is generally being a pain in the butt. So, I am going to go ahead and post it here, with a strong warning that this is not going to be in any way Gwen-friendly.

If anyone has any ideas about the whole LJ cut thing, I'd appreciate any advice.



Title: How to Fail Spectacularly in Love and Lust
Author: blucougar57
Summary: Gwen lusts after Jack and touches alien tech. Chaos ensues.
Rating: T / PG
Warnings: Borderline crack-fic; definitely not Gwen-friendly; possible interspecies intimacy at some point.


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